Anonymous asked you:

Do you have plan your public sex or it is all a spur of the moment “let’s do it now” kind of thing?

Sort of both…it’s hard to me to know really way ahead of time since my schedule changes a lot, but I also travel around so I sort of need to be in the right place at the right time.  It’s more of a “I have an idea, can you do today?” and my answer winds up being “yes!”

Have you retired from the “public” thing?

I’ve been “away” for a month…I’d hardly call that retiring.

CAN I FART ON YOUR HEAD?

I’d prefer you didn’t.

Any interest in a frat house gangbang?  We talk about you all the time you’re like our official milf mascot!

Aww…that’s the sweetest thing I’ve ever heard!!  I don’t know that gangbangs are my scene, but I’d definitely consider it!

Not a question, but I just wanted to pass along my thanks for your entertaining stories, as well as many near-painful erections I need to hide under my desk at work.

You’re welcome!

I am the owner of an ice cream store in Edison, would you ever like to have sex after hours or in the bathroom during the day? I’d love to give you some ice cream and some of my cream. ;p

I do like cream…

Kim you are one of the most beautiful women I have ever met. My ex and I would have fun in all public areas from kendell park to edison. I hope I ever qualify for what you are looking for. But would it be possible to meet you over some drinks?

Maybe.

Hey sexy how could I go about meeting up with you?

Come up with a great idea and let me know!

You’re crazy. Aren’t you afraid of getting knocked out thrown in a trunk and never being seen again? There are a lot of psychopaths out there.

I am…which is why I’m pretty careful about who I meet and where I meet. 

as much fun as it is for all your great boob shots. Aren’t we neglecting the kitty? It’s been awhile since she made an appearance. When can we expect a much awaited preview?

You clearly have no idea how difficult to take self-pictures of your kitty.

Kim - If I get arrested on purpose, will you come and visit me for a conjugal visit?

Seems unlikely.

….in Anon’s fantasy world. 

Oh, Anon, again, I’m not sure why you’re so unhappy with your life that you have to send me stuff like this, but I guess that’s your issue, not mine.  (That said, it might actually be time for you to consider seeing someone about it.)

For the rest of you happy, well-adjusted folks, here are the messages Anon sent me (in rapid succession) today.  If you have suggestions for Anon, as s/he clearly needs a hobby, let me know.  (I did not edit Anon’s messages other than to combine them here in an easy to read format and bold the Winnebago part.)

2:06 pm Hello Kim! I fucked you recently. Guess what? I was wearing a button camera and have great clear shots of your face! It’s a surprisingly high quality video and even has sound. Should I upload it to share with the world?

2:10 pm It’s a great little video that will make you locally famous and instantly recognizable! Not sure where I should upload it though. Do you have any suggestions?? Or should I delete it instead?

2:16 pm I guess you won’t answer these questions about the video that clearly shows your face sucking my dick before I stick it in your cunt on your public page! But if you’d like to discuss it further, post a fake story about you getting double teamed by two guys inside a Winnebago. Then I’ll know you got these messages and have thoughts about uploading this video or not! BYEBYE!

Anon, I do have thoughts about the video, thanks for asking…I say sure, upload away!  Just make sure you send me the link, so I can share it here on the blog. I’m sure there are a lot of people out there who would love to see me sucking and fucking.  I know I would!  Give me a way to contact you and I’ll send you my boss’ email so you can get him a copy too.  Why the heck not?  YOLO and all that shit.  (Plus my boss is hot, I’d do him in a heartbeat!)

(I wasn’t joking, Anon has been quite prolific recently.)

Have you ever given a public bj to a guy on his birthday? today is my birthday and my wife does not do oral.

I don’t know that I’ve ever done that specifically.  Sort of like a Singing Telegram, but more of a Blowing Telegram?  I could look into it.

Kim would you want to be a groupie for my band one night? There’re three of us and you can show us what’s what in our cargo van after the show in the crowded parking lot.

I’d generally say I can’t, as I have that “can’t go out at night” thing.  With enough notice, though, I think I could make that work.  Email me your touring schedule!

How would you react if you found out your husband lived a life very similar to yours? Like a Mr and Mrs. Smith situation, but instead of being spies, it’s being exhibitionists.

That would be amazing!  I hope it’s true!

You seem to have a lot of sex in public bathrooms. Would you consider kicking it up a notch and trying on a Jersey Transit train?

There is a fundamental problem with doing it on a train just for the sake of doing it on a train.  You get on the train, you do it, then you get of the train and awkwardly wait for the next train to arrive at the platform with the other person.  Not really my scene.  I like a more hit and run sort of thing, my own transportation, I can leave the moment I need/want to. 

Now, if I were going somewhere on the train and it happened to be that I met up with someone I could fuck on said train, I’d do that in a heartbeat.

As usual, I’ve let the questions from Anon pile up…so here I go…

I’m a big fan of your blog. I don’t think I’m that far from you and it would be exxxtremely exxxciting to share a Kim in public exxxperience with you. Is that a possibility?

Anything is possible.  However, your writing with the exxxtra x’s is sort of a turn off.

Seriously, you should try Crown condoms. They are literally the closest I have ever come to nothing. They are incredibly durable (I have never had one break in almost 5 years of regular use), are really cheap, and pink. Bonus fun fact: These are the condoms you usually see in porn.

Do you get a commission? Where does one find Crown condoms?

Hi Kim, Do you know if any of these guys are married? Does it matter? Does it make it better? You are inspiring my inner slut with this blog! lol Thanks Kerri

Kerri, I’m glad to be insipiring your inner sex goddess (let’s not use the word slut).  As for the guys, it doesn’t really matter to me, but I will say the ones who have someone to go home to rarely stalk me afterwards.

What makes a man attractive to you?

Diferent things.  Generally I like them tall, but not too tall.  Big, but not too big.  Not really young, but not really older than me either. But more than anything, a great personality trumps everything else.  If you’re a dick online, I’m not going to dig you and I’m not going to meet you.  As a reminder, though, I don’t meet everyone I talk to and I don’t fuck everyone I meet.

Would you ever hook up w/ a little person?  

See the answer to the above question.

Do you have any pics of your adventures online?

Maybe.

(This is not a real adventure, yet…)

I met Michael online.  We’d gotten into a conversation about the longest we’d ever gone without orgasming.  Michael had been on a ten day vacation with family and no privacy.  He told me that when he got home and was able to take care of business the orgasm was so intense.  That got me to thinking and an idea was born.

Michael and I came up with a plan where we’d meet three times during the week and I’d get mine, but he couldn’t get his until the last meeting.  A whole week without cumming, with or without me.  Michael said it was going to be a difficult challenge, but the result would be worth it.

Our first meeting as at a local bar.  I’d never met Michael before, but I was very pleased to see he was a very attractive man!  I was wearing a short skirt and a blouse, Michael was in jeans (no belt!) and a button down.  We grabbed seats at the bar where Michael could see that I wasn’t wearing a bra or panties.  It was nearly impossible to hold on a conversation, with us both thinking of what was going to happen (or not happen, in Michael’s case) next.  By the time our glasses were empty we were both raring to go.

I leaned over, giving Michael an excellent view down my blouse, and whispered to him “Give me a minute head start and then meet me at the men’s room.  Knock twice, then once and I’ll let you in.”

I’d chosen this particular bar for it’s discreet, single stall men’s room.  I’d just barely gotten my top off when I heard two knocks, then one at the door.  I opened the door enough for him to get through and he locked it behind him.  Michael took one look at me and said “Wow, I might cum right here!”  That wasn’t in the cards, so I took his hand and placed it on my tit.  He tightened his grip and his mouth found the other one.  I was getting so turned on by the way he handled them that I dropped to my knees and to take his cock out.

Now, I know I’ve been accused of being a size queen, but I was impressed by the bulge in his pants.  I unzipped and the monster sprang out directly in my face.  I took him in my mouth and felt it stiffen as I swirled my tongue around it.  It was almost too much for me to handle, so I didn’t know how Michael was maintaining his composure. 

I took the condom out of my pocket and as I put it on Michael’s cock, I looked into his eyes and said “You’re going to fuck me until you think you might cum and then pull out.  You’ll finger me until I do cum and then I’ll leave.”  Michael barely nodded.  I hiked my skirt over my ass and turned around.  His cock slid into me easily I was so wet from the excitement, but he didn’t move.  “I am so turned on, I don’t think I can do this.”  We were just standing there with his cock buried deep inside me, not moving. I thought he was going to bail on me when there was a loud knock on the door.  “We…uh…someone’s in here!” Michael said.

It was just enough to distract him.  Michael thrusted inside of me a few times, then stopped, then thrusted again, then stopped.  I thought I was going to get it again, when he quickly pulled out and started fingering me.  I was so turned on thinking that he had to stop because he was so close himself that it put me over the edge.  I came and pulled away.  I put on my top, straightened my skirt and walked out of the men’s room.

Michael, looking forward to our next meeting…just make sure you don’t take care of business yet!  I promise to make it worth your while!